Houston he’s a problem
He’s leaving then he’s calling
He’s a headache and a half and I can’t win
Yeah I need him long gone running
Another town or state won’t cut it
He’ll find a way to come around again
And I don’t mean to be dramatic
Yeah but he’s the kind of man I’d like
A hundred-thousand miles from here
’Cause he wants me and he needs space
Someone take this cowboy away
Somewhere far let him fly
Out of this world and off my mind
C’mon there’s gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon
I think it’s time we put another man on the moon
We can tell him there’s a bar up there
And blondes for days he’d say “well where can I sign up”
And he’d be on his way
He’d be making history
And I might finally get some sleep
No further explanation
It’s a win-win situation
I don’t mean to be dramatic
But can somebody call NASA
Or a billionaire with money to burn
’Cause he wants me and he needs space
Someone take this cowboy away
Somewhere far let him fly
Out of this world and off my mind
C’mon there’s gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon
I think it’s time we put another man on the moon
Oh yeah!
A man on the moon
Somebody get him there soon
No further explanation
It’s a win-win situation
’Cause he wants me and he needs space
Someone take this cowboy away
Somewhere far let him fly
Out of this world and off my mind
C’mon there’s gotta be a rocket somewhere taking off soon
I think it’s time we put another man on the moon
Man on the moon
Man on the moon
A man on the moon